I wish I could punch you in the face.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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