You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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