btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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