I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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