I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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