I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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