No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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