I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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