Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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