I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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