so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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