Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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