remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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