I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
