and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
420 ftw
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i came on her dog
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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