if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize