Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What did we do last night that was yellow?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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