OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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