i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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