let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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