Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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