all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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