Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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