just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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