im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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