I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she smelled like a LAN party
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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