Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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