Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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