Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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