I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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