i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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