yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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