I want to have your abortion
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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