dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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