I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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