Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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