bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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