I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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