Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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