i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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