Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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