she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I love having hate sex.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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