yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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