Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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