Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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