I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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