Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Alive.
So much puke
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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