he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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