Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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