drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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