I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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