he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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