I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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