She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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