I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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