There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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