Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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